I've decided to start an ongoing series about my life as a Kalamazoo Air Zoo janitor (that's my summer job). Note: I get paid very little and it's boring as hell because no one comes to the damn place anymore. And don't even get me started on how horribly inefficient it is as a business. Anyways, today went like this:
I was wandering around like I always do, doing nothing, trying to pass the time and avoid being seen by my boss (because he would make me do some arduous task, obviously). At one point I noticed the propellors on a few of the airplanes were in wacky alignments. Now, it should be known that previously I had seen another of the maintenence guys reposition a propellor with his hand so that it was perfectly horizontal. So, of course I wanted to do the same, so I walked around and fixed all the propellors that way.
A couple hours later, me and another janitor were standing in the gift shop talking to some people and then Ron(the janitor) says, "Did you see who did that?" to someone. They reply, "Do what?" Ron says, "Someone went around the hangar and turned all the damn propellors horizontally. Those Damn Docents I'm gonna kill them, don't they know that's gonna make it pump oil?" So I'm like, "Yea! Those darn docents" and quickly walked away to go find something to do. Whoops.
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