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Rolling Stone Retrospective

Check out Rolling Stone magazine's memorable political covers dating back to November 1968

Now if only they had included all the cover stories....

GTA IV Content Onslaught

Tomorrow marks the one month countdown until Grand Theft Auto IV.

More tidbits will be posted on occasion, and first up is the widget I found:



And the final trailer, which has convinced me that the game will indeed look excellent:

Daniel Plainview <3's Milkshakes

The best skit from this past weekend's new SNL:

Election 2008 = Season 7 of the West Wing

Slate Magazine provides an eery comparison between the last season of my favorite show and the potential McCain-Obama general election of 2008:

Ed Murrow would be proud

One doesn't run into genuinely stirring editorials on cable news very much, but take a look at this thrashing of the FISA bill that Keith Olbermann did on his show last week.

Election '08 Rolls On

I am dialed into the Democratic and Republican elections at last. It took awhile to ignite interest in this election, but I have realized that it is completely up in the air as we head toward February 5th, and I am glad for that. The 2004 election was thoroughly uninteresting because it was Bush against whoever the Democrats picked out of a hat. This one, on the other hand, is anyone's to win.

Let's see if my analysis makes sense here. We've had Huckabee win Iowa, because he worked hard for it, by talking with the people there and identifying with them. We've had a black man that can be utterly inspiring at times win that same state. And now in New Hampshire a man that I am pulling for proved he can be the Republican front-runner, and a woman won a presidential primary because she mobilized single women who had not previously cared to vote.

Now, Hillary has a slight advantage in total delegates for the nomination over Obama. Romney has a slight lead over Huckabee, with McCain gaining momentum daily. Obama will win Nevada because he got the Culinary Union endorsement just today (helpful for a caucus because they can patrol around the state and tell people how great Obama is), and if Hillary can make a strong case in South Carolina (An Edwards lock) and Florida, the race will continue all the way until Edwards gives up and supports Obama, giving him a 20% boost. For the GOP, Romney and Giuliani are discovering that only pockets of people like them, so I see it as a two man race between McCain and Huckabee. If McCain wins Michigan next Tuesday, he can win the nomination, because that tells me most of the Midwest would follow Michigan.

Prediction: Obama vs. McCain

Michigan Strikes it Rich

Michigan football fans are performing Mexican Hat Dances in the snow-covered streets of Ann Arbor this afternoon, because Rich Rodriguez has been hired! He met with Bill Martin and Mary Sue Coleman in Toledo on Friday, and took part of the weekend to mull over the offer that was on the table. Apparently the offer was so good Rodriguez couldn't pass it up, which leads me to believe that he'll be making at least $3 mil a year and probably has control over who he hires to be his assistants, some incentives for getting to the BCS, scholarships for his kids, a house, who knows.

Before we pat Bill Martin on the back, though, it seems that it may not have been him who inked RR...Mary Sue Coleman has been rumored to be the one who took control of this coaching search and went after RR. So perhaps the next step is to send Sailboat Bill off into the sunset...

More exciting for the football program, though, is the kind of players who could be wearing the winged helmet next year. The fact that Les Miles was not hired means that Sam McGuffie, the top running back in the nation, won't decommit, and now Rivals.com is reporting that Terrelle Pryor, the #1 QB prospect in the nation, who was set to go to West Virginia, is considering Michigan now. Michigan may finally bring the spread offense back, or at least a reincarnation of it. Additionally, if RR has control over who his assistants are, that means Mike DeBord will be canned, and perhaps he would grab John Tenuta from Ga. Tech to replace Ron English, which Les Miles was going to do were he hired.

I'm changing my tune that Miles was the best fit...there was no indication that he would have given the football program the drastic overhaul it needed, maybe just in pockets. He's also 54, and RR is 44...and I don't think he could get the kind of recruits Rodriguez will be able to with a block M on his shirt.

Michigan coaching search = trying to get a date in high school

The University of Michigan football program, at the hands of AD Bill Martin, is becoming a laughing stock in college football. All of us here in Ann Arbor have had our chains jerked around since November 19th, and I can't take it anymore. Sailboat Bill led us to believe Les Miles was coming here, but in reality listened to Lloyd and screwed up the pursuit. Then we had hopes that Greg Schiano was "the guy," yet rejected Billy's offer of $2 million. Wonder why...not that he had a brand new mansion of a house and a program that he himself built or anything. Our hopes spiked again when Billy and Mary Sue actually talked to Miles on the phone, but again they didn't just flat-out say "We want you to be the next coach."

I don't believe for an instant that WVU's Rich Rodriguez is a legit candidate. People think he could just magically turn Ryan Mallet into a Pat White and recruit speed players to place around him, but I think if Martin was serious about hiring him, he would have done so. $4 million is a ludicrous buyout, and MGoBlog has a rumor that he's for sure staying put.

This whole thing reminds me of High School. Les Miles is the cheerleader captain, and we were too shy to ask him out, and only spoke through a proxy, with the overprotective father watching over the whole thing (LSU AD Skip Bertman). So we got rejected, and went after the girl no one was foolish enough to ask out (Schiano), and got rejected again. And now it appears we've been rejected by the crazy girl (Rodriguez) because she just liked to lead us on and then rip our heart out. So what happens is Bill Martin is spending prom night alone in his basement 'cause no one taught him how to ask the dreamgirl out, and will get the pity date to homecoming (Ron English).

My prediction? If there's no hire by the National Championship game it's been Miles all along and the next day he's introduced as coach. He's a smart dude, I think he's handled this beautifully.

Catalogue of Columns

Now that our Fall publishing period is at and end, I have decided to post links to each of the columns I wrote this semester. No matter what I write about, there's always someone out there that finds something wrong with what I say...even though it may not even be an issue where there is two sides. There's still a lot I want to write about, and focusing more on a critical look at the University at that. I feel that as a soon-to-be graduate, I should voice some concerns I have over where I see this place going, because right now I don't like it.

Leadership in Iraq
Where's the real GOP?
A Hail Mary for the Big House
The cause of our time
Talk that Matters
Marketing machine
Comcastic-ally upsetting

Who is taking my order now?

I'd now like to start an ongoing series of posts, telling of my experiences in the globalized world. Working for an internationally-known company now, I feel like I'm right in the middle of globalization now. But I never thought I'd experience it at the drive-thru window ordering breakfast.

Yesterday morning on my way out of town, I pull into McDonald's to order breakfast, and the woman on the speaker greets me, only she has this really thick Indian accent. "Hmm, that's new, I don't remember hearing her a this one before," I thought. I pull around to pay, and to my surprise the girl at the window isn't Indian so I was confused. "Where did the Indian woman go from the time I completed my order to when I pulled around to pay?!?"

Here is the answer to my perplexion. McDonald's has begun to outsource its drive-thru operations to call centers around the country and in India!! USA Today story on this new business strategy
Quick, someone send Thomas L. Friedman to investigate!

Change of Pace

In an effort to have a wide range of material on this thing, I'll start posting video game news as well. But not yet. First I must gush about how wonderful "Gears of War" for the Xbox 360 is. I got it off eBay the other day for $20 and it is probably the most fun game I've played since Halo. There's something to be said for rushing up to a drooling, snarling locust monster and slicing through him with a chainsaw...

America's Anchors

I don't really have anything new, so enjoy this Rolling Stone piece written by Maureen Dowd of the New York Times. It's several months old, but it makes me laugh:

Stewart/Colbert Ultimateness

Super Bowl Recap

Super Bowl Sunday is most certainly one of the best days of the year. It's one of those times where you feel like you're watching the same thing that every other person in America is watching, and the day after it's the only thing people talk about at the office, in school, on the news, and so on. I was a little skeptical of CBS having the super bowl coverage this year, because I'm a fan of FOX's NFL coverage, but CBS did pretty well. The only things that took away from the broadcast a little bit was CBS advertising its own shit constantly, and Phil Simms acting like a dumbass (my favorite comment of his was when he made some obvious observation about the Colts trying to win), and the CBS camera guys had a problem with not cleaning their dang camera lenses off since it was raining so hard. They couldn't have asked for a better game though in my opinion. The first quarter was amazing and it was a relatively close game up until the last 10 or so minutes. At one point my friends and I started up a chant: "Brian Griese! *clap clap clap clap clap* Brian Griese! since Bears QB Rex Grossman was making some really stupid decisions.

Anyhoo, the commericals were pretty great as well; my favorites were the CareerBuilder.com and Coke ads. The halftime show was also very good, Prince rocked the joint. I kinda wanted him to play 1999 but playing Purple Rain in a South Beach rainstorm seemed way more appropriate. I was perplexed by a report I saw on the news this evening that when Prince was riffing on his guitar behind that giant flapping screen, that it was meant to be a giant condom and that part of his "male/female" symbol guitar that curves outward, when silhouetted, looked like a penis!? WTF!? Some people read into this stuff waaaay too much! I'll post the story as soon as I find it. In the meantime:

Watch the Super Bowl Ads!
Prince being ultimate
ESPN SB XLI Central

*One more thing: What the heck was with the Colts fans? Not only were there like none of them there, but they weren't loud, not even when their team won!

Party in the City where the Heat is On...

I feel like I should post something Super Bowl-related, so here's a fun column that was put up on ESPN today by Bill Simmons:

We're Still in America, Right?

It's really annoying as I've been watching all of ESPN's festivities down in Miami this week. Each time they come back from commercial, they have like a blimp camera or something right over South Beach, and the water is as blue as the sky, with gentle surf washing up onto the whitest beach inside these contiguous United States. And it pisses me off! Why? Because I wish I was down there right this instant! Screw 9 degree weather on this the second day of February, I want 80 degree South Florida humidity dammit!

Prediction: Colts 28, Bears 23

It Begins Once Again

After a long hiatus (blame it on a disappointing end to Michigan's football season), I've decided to once again resume my blogging goodness.

To make this returning post short and sweet, I've included links to my most recent Michigan Daily editorials:

Woodward's Wisdom

Worth Fighting For

You're Getting Warmer

Reading Between the Lines

And the Legend is Gone

Bo Schembechler, the Michigan legend, has died. He passed away at about noon today from heart failure at the age of 77, on the eve of the biggest game Michigan will ever play in. I can't exactly offer memories or stories, since Bo stopped coaching when I was only 3 years old, but it's no secret he brought Michigan Football to the status that it invokes today.
The Michigan Daily will be publishing a special edition of the paper tomorrow morning, to be released prior to the football game. I got a bit of a rush when I was sitting on the couch and the news broke and I got an email from the EIC telling anyone who wasn't busy to get to the paper office ASAP, so I threw on some shoes and ran over there, and walked around campus for a bit to see what was going on, and followed a reporter around as he asked passersby questions, and my Edit Board will meet in a few hours to write the editorial for the special edition. I can't help but think Bo is up in football's Valhalla alongside Bob Ufer and Don Canham and Fielding Yost and all the other Michigan legends, getting ready to watch their Boys in Blue play, and win, the biggest game in the program's history.

Pat Forde
Ivan Maisel
Detroit News Story
CBS Sportsline

Judgement Day Eve (Part 1)

Already lots going on in Ann Arbor and Columbus, and it't not even noon.

The AP is reporting that Bo Schembechler has collapsed in Southfield and was taken to the hospital emergency room for treatment. We all know Bo hasn't had the best of health, but this is just awful. What if it ends up that he drops dead the day before the biggest game in this rivalry's history? Clearly God hath no sympathy if that were to happen.

Michigan Daily Sports Editor Kevin Wright appeared on Cold Pizza this morning alongside Columbus Lantern Sports Editor Scott Woods for an interview. It was pretty funny. Jay Crawford was egging Wright on, and he challenged Crawford to come to Columbus to the bar that he would be at and say it to his face. Then the bet between the two editors was talked about. If OSU wins Wright has to hang a Maurice Clarett jersey in the Sports room at the Daily, and Wright countered and said: "I figured it was humilitating enough to make him hang that jersey in his newsroom so that's what he'll do." Mwa hahaha

Gameday Eve Eve

Currently, the "Countdown to Judgement Day" Clock on ESPN.com reads:

01 Days, 16 Hours, 26 Minutes

The media swarm around this game is still in full blast, but not quite as overpowering as it was on Monday. I'm sure it will get totally ridiculous tomorrow, though. Yesterday the debate on "Cold Pizza" was over the spread being 6.5 points, and which team would win. Skip Bayless was on Michigan's side again as he made a great argument for why Michigan has a good chance to win. (1) Clearly Michigan's schedule has been tougher than OSU's; people think Ohio's ability to score more points makes them better, but they've played more cupcakes than Michigan. A win against Texas was big in week 2, but Michigan stomped on Notre Dame and beat a Wisconsin team that is sitting there at 10-1 and no opportunity to go to a BCS bowl.
I'm hoping tomorrow will be when everyone finally gets out into town and gets pumped for the game. I'm skipping my lecture tomorrow to do work/watch ESPN Classic and listen to WTKA in the morning. Lloyd Carr was on ESPN Radio this morning on MIke & Mike, and he gave a great interview, probably one of his better ones. He normally doesn't like appeasing a lot of media, especially anyone who works for ABC/ESPN, but I think Mike Greenberg buttered him up by singing "Hail to the Victors".
Currently, I am watching the 1973 game that I downloaded off iTunes -- they have a 3-game pack to download that also will allow downloading of Saturday's showdown, it includes 1997 and 2002 as well. This 1973 game is legendary though. Michigan was down 10-0 and came back to tie in the 2nd half, and they drove down the field to have Mike "Supertoe" Lantry kick the game-winner, and he missed -- twice. The game ended in a tie and 10-0 Ohio State and 10-0 Michigan left the field with a tie on their records. Michigan was in line to be sent to the Rose Bowl, but the Big Ten athletic directors voted 6-4 to send Ohio State instead, all because they all hated Michigan so much. If it weren't for some old school football politics, Michigan could have gone to the Rose Bowl, and given Bo Schembechler his first Rose Bowl win, and maybe even a national championship. This is just one of the many things behind Saturday's game.

Jim Carty's Wednesday column
Cart's Thursday Column
ESPN's Judgement Day Page
Ivan Maisel on the UM 'D'

Judgement Day: 4 days Out

The media frenzy got off to a nice start on Monday for the OSU-Michigan game. I was afraid it would be real overkill, but so far its almost being covered like the rivalry itself is covered every year, only magnified a bit. My collegues over at the Sports page of the Daily are doing a fine job educating people about this particular game and the rivalry itself in case people don't realize how big it is. I was interested to see how they would cover it because this game hasn't had this much behind it in our lifetimes. I mean, I was in the stands for the '97 game, but Ohio State was the slight underdog, and Michigan was on fire, so this year is even bigger than that.
Ann Arbor News columnist Jim Carty, the best guy out there covering Michigan Football (way better than Mitch Albom), wrote about how much different the media coverage is as compared to the 1973 game, when both teams were unbeaten. In those days, he says. the story about the game was buried in newspapers on like page 6, hardly noticeable unless you were looking for it. He's right. I mean, one look at the ESPN college football page, they have links to about 10 articles already. They've even got some of Bob Ufer's classic calls from a few of the games on their video player. ESPN Classic is replaying about a half dozen of the games from the series (I watched the epic 1969 game before going to class this morning, and wanted to shout "Touchdown Billy Taylor! Touchdown Billy Taylor!" when I entered the lecture hall). After watching that game, it dawned on me that that was my dad's first Ohio State game as a Michigan student, so that's quite a way to introduce a freshmen student to an OSU game. Watching the ESPN 2 show "Cold Pizza" this morning, the two hosts of the show, Dana Jacobson and Jay Crawford, are UM and OSU grads, respectively, and they had famous UM kicker Jay Feely and OSU kicker Mike Nugent making their case for such things as: Which is better, The Big House or the Horse Shoe? Better college town: Ann Arbor or Columbus? Better coach: Bo or Woody? Of course any true Michigan fan knows the answers to such questions.
So far I'm a bit disappointed in the enthusiasm of much of the campus. This place just has too many people that don't really care about football (to which I counter: Why are you here?). I'm sure its there, but I jsut can't see it yet. Hopefully come Friday people will be out in force. Woody Paige and Skip Bayless on "Cold Pizza" this morning were saying that they didn't think this game deserved to be called one of the best games of all time, which of course shocks anyone in Michigan and Ohio. Thier argument was that these two teams don't have some of the legendary players that other rivalries in the past have had. They made constant referral to Oklahoma and Miami games of the past, and even last year's ND-USC game, which is questionable because, as we all know, Notre Dame is dumb. WTKA 1050 AM is doing great stuff on their morning show too. They had Anthony Carter on this morning, and just do a great job getting people fired up for the week.

Jim Carty's Monday Column
Michigan Daily Sports
Ivan Maisel
Gene Wojo
WTKA.com
Ivan Maisel pt.2
AA News Sports